MAB,
Thank you for the fine welcome back and the promise of including me on the profits of your "Bamitized" song. However, when you mention the 'back end' profits; it almost sounded like a 'kiss my a**' arrangement. Am I reading into that wrong???
Hey, about me coming back down to learn the chords to the last two songs we wrote. You replied back to me that the chords were easy enough, that you felt I meant the "inversion" chords that may be confusing me. Yes, "Inversion"...... that is the word.
Reminds me of an old joke a man, on the advice of his family physician, made an appointment with a surgeon to schedule a surgery to be 'castrated'.
The surgeon suggested another examination but the man was insistant that he be 'castrated' and get it over with. The surgeon, upon the man's insistance, scheduled the surgery and it was performed. While recovering from the operation, the man woke up to find the doctor at his bedside. The surgeon told the man that during the operation he noticed the guy should be circumcized later on. The guy, just waking up, was able to mumble "Circumsized"....... that's the word. Ha!!! So Yes, "Inversion", that's the word. We'll have to schedule that later on, I'm still trying to recover from the castration. Ha!!! (just teasin).
About your comment to RiDawn Raelette (yes, "Raelette" because I'm sure if Ray Charles could have seen her........ I mean heard her, she would have been a raelette). Anyway MAB, you flatter the Old Dog by suggesting I look younger than you. Actually RiDawn, the Old Dog did look somewhat younger before I dyed my hair and mustache grey; but I don't like it, so I'm going to let things grow back to their original dark brown color.
Now, The MAB has mentioned you are married to a wonderful guy, and I don't want to tempt you in going astray; but just in case you may be considering throwing his a** out soon, I feel I must bring up a few facts.
The Old Dog has a very nice home here in Ohio. I mean, it has it's original "Tires" and everything. If that doesn't win you over, I have to mention the retro orange shag carpet and advocato green appliances in the kitchen. Now, I'm sure that is enough to make you fall deeply in love with the Old Dog; but I'm sure you could not resist the two Elvis felt paintings that decorate the living room.
I must admit the Old Dog does not have the comma's and zero's in his bank account to impress you lovely ladies; like a Heff or other rich old men. I haven't found a lovely lady yet that has been impressed with all of my hundreds; not even all 7 of them. I'm sure you can see beyond all of that and realize what the Old Dog has to offer.
So RiDawn Raelette, I have only a few questions for you. I've hesitated in asking you these simple questions because I almost scared off our friend Peggy when requesting she give me her answers. It's true the Old Dog is a sucker for you pretty ladies, it is also true the Old Dog loves all you ladies the best. However, I've been thinking for sometime it is "YOU" OD "Loves The Best". So here goes:
1. Are You Attracted To Fat, Old Men???
2. Does Your Hubby Own A Gun???
3. If So, Do You Know Where He Hides The Bullets???
4. Ya Got Any Money???
Happy to meet you Love and anxious to hear your answers., Also realize the Old Dog is just teasin and you can't take me seriously. Just Take Me!!! Ha!!!
(on a cruise would be nice).
OD