Philboy,
First of all, allow me say "Thanks" for the offer to stay in your RV during the FB festival. That was very kind and generous of you.
Truth is; if the Old Dog makes it down, I would prefer to stay closer to The MAB and be within waddeling distance to my room.
Also; about the stand up bass. I have always played an electric bass, I only bought the stand-up a few years ago to please my bluegrass picking buddy that thought the stand-up was the only authentic bluegrass sound that would work for our occasional jams. I had always been curious to play one, so I didn't mind making the purchase. Sad thing was; we only got together 2 more times before we quit having those sessions all together.
I will say this about the standup bass. It was a little difficult getting used to the neck not having frets. However, it was easy to correct and you could slide up and down the neck to find your note without much trouble and it sounded pretty cool. It was also much larger in body and kind of like dancing with a fat woman. Now I know what the girls must think slow dancing with the Old Dog. Ha!!!
KevMo Ol Buddy, you will just not allow the apology from the Old Dog. You do not have a single song the Old Dog 'hates'.
I was merely trying to get you to spend more time on your lyrics like you do on your melodies and recordings.
Fast Eddie, good to hear from you Brother. I sincerely doubt you will be making it to Nashville for RiDawn Raelette's show; nor to FB. It would be nice if you could make it; but we all know how busy you are. However; know that the Old Dog could use some 'adult' supervision and you would be most helpful if you could make it.
Now, to RiDawn Raelette. Because we are becoming 'special' friends and getting much closer, I was touched (so to speak) by your appreciation of the Old Dog wearing clean underwear when I come down to Nashville for your show. Please note this will take some effort on the Old Dog's part because I am down to my last 3 pair. The others have all split out, gotten holes in them (in the wrong places) and just plain had to be retired from service.
Since I am down to only 3 pair, I have to wear them for a length of time to fit into my laundry schedule of doing a wash once per month. That means I put the two worn pair, take off the last pair, and put them all in the washer at the same time. I then have to expose myself around the house and hope no-one knocks on the door; or the electric company doesn't stop by to read my meter. I will also have to do my laundry the day before I leave for Nashville so I can change a little earlier than normal. That having been said, I can allow you to pick out which pair you would like for the Old Dog to travel in and show up in for your performance at the Commodore on the 5th of November.
I'll give you your 3 choices to choose from. First choice are my only remaining pair of jockey/briefs that are very comfortable to scratch in; but the elastic waistband has to fit over the Old Dog fat belly. This causes problems in the rest room because they get tangled up with the bottom of my T-shirt and make it difficult to find the 'hose' when it's time to water the lawn (if you catch my drift). Even so, they feel comfortable for up to 10 days or 2 weeks before even I can't stand them.
The other choice for you is an older pair of bikini briefs, I have left over from the 80's. I hate when they are in the rotation because, even though they fit well under the Old Dog fat belly, they don't cover up the back side so well and tend to ride up (if you know what I mean). However, they do have a nice floral design you may like, because of the small print of flowers you might expect while tip toeing through the tulips (as the saying goes).
The last pair are rather discusting; if I do say so myself. A pair G-string underwear the Old Dog had left over from his days traveling the countryside with a Male Review Show. Now, I was not one of the dancers but the roadie that had to gather their skimpy uniforms, left on stage after the shows. This pair of G-string underwear somehow ended up in my travel bag and I don't know who they belonged to. I'm guessing not one of the dancers; but probably one of the larger women in the audience (because they fit me after all this time). You talk about riding up, we don't even want to go there.
So, there is a list of my available underwear selections for you to choose from RiDawn Raelette. You tell me which pair you want the Old Dog to show up in for your Commodore performance.
OD
Hey Big Ed, good to hear from you again Brother, loved your song idea. Ha!!!