Yrall,
Thank you for that. Even MORE PROOF. You see, everyone that plays the Ukulele DIES!!!! This is from Marty Robbins. Where is he now? DEAD!!! Tiny Tim? DEAD! The Fat Hawaiian guy who brought back the UKE phase by doing SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW? DEAD!
Are you starting to see how DANGEROUS THIS IS? You nearly infected me just by sending me this link. If this doesn't finally convince you to RUN AWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY I don't know what can!
But remember Yrall, Pride goeth before the fall. I know what you are thinking. "Oh I can handle it." "That won't happen to me." "I can use it just a little." "I can Quit anytime I want to...." You see what is happening? You have been lured into it by the evilness. Now it has a hold on you and you are trying to justify it's existence, I want you to PUT DOWN THE UKE and walk away. Calmly. It can't hurt you any more. Just don't LOOK AT IT DIRECTLY! OR LISTEN TO IT'S SIREN SONG.
Just set it down in the middle of a fairly busy highway or roadway, preferably interstate. Let nature take it's course. And you will be FREE of it's EVIL LURE!!!!
NO UKES!!!! NO UKES!!! NO UKES!!!!!!
Are you starting to see how DANGEROUS THIS IS? You nearly infected me just by sending me this link. If this doesn't finally convince you to RUN AWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY I don't know what can!
But remember Yrall, Pride goeth before the fall. I know what you are thinking. "Oh I can handle it." "That won't happen to me." "I can use it just a little." "I can Quit anytime I want to...." You see what is happening? You have been lured into it by the evilness. Now it has a hold on you and you are trying to justify it's existence, I want you to PUT DOWN THE UKE and walk away. Calmly. It can't hurt you any more. Just don't LOOK AT IT DIRECTLY! OR LISTEN TO IT'S SIREN SONG.
Just set it down in the middle of a fairly busy highway or roadway, preferably interstate. Let nature take it's course. And you will be FREE of it's EVIL LURE!!!!
NO UKES!!!! NO UKES!!! NO UKES!!!!!!
I'm going to get some celebrities together and do a "NO UKE'S CONCERT" to raise awareness!!!!!
I pray for you and KevMo to break this evil addiction.
I pray for you and KevMo to break this evil addiction.
MAB
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