Okay, my point has been made. The sneaky North Koreans have gotten to two of our own. Many scientific studies are going on now to find out how to combat this phenomenon, known as "USS." (UKULELE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.) This is where the subjects are brainwashed through continuous exposure to Ukulele music and convinced that it sounds good. Much like people who have been held hostage grow sympathies to their captors, you see Kevin and Y'rall have fallen under a similar spell. Very unfortunate and sad. It does raise my concern as to how far gone they are.
The NK have probably gotten to them through very subversive means. It starts with a couple of Don Ho records, then through hidden messages, backward messages in television and motion pictures. The next thing you know, they buy their own Ukeleles and become practicioners of the black art. It is suspected that the North Koreans are selling endangered woods in their products and sending these out worldwide.
There have been ancient cave drawings going back thousands of years of cave men playing this dastardly instrument, and corrupting their offspring. It has been noted that Charles Manson, Torquemada (Spanish inquisition), and the Marquis De Sade, were all devotees to the evil that the instruments have wrought. Much like the "Ouiji boards" can summon evil spirits and demons, similar claims can be made for these four string Devil spawns.
I would suggest finding a local therapy self help group in your areas, and get some help from professionals. The damage can be reversed, but the first step begins with YOU. You have to WANT TO GET BETTER.
But as always I am here to help you through any bad times you get through weaning yourself from the evil. Like Crack cocaine, it can be very damaging. But I know you guys can get through it.
To find a UAA (Ukulele's Aholic Annonomys) in your area, go to their web site:
Good luck and stay strong.
MAB
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