Okay Phil,
And as to the "girl having to stop and start over on her song" that is something I see all the time as well. As a matter of fact, I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually PLAY a song on them from start to finish without having to start and stop over. Which is what leads me to my beliefs.
I have now done TWO LONG POSTS on your Ukelele subject and they have BOTH DISSAPEARED! Which is leading me to formulate what I believe is happening here! I think the Ukelele is a secret weapon designed by North Korea to destroy us from within!
I HATE THEM!!!! I don't know where, when or who it was that seemed to deem these things cool, but I would like to SHOOT THEM!!!! There are thousands upon thousands of young girls all getting these things and they ALL SOUND AS HIDEOUS AS THE NEXT!!! They are a combination of the "wind up Monkey with cymbals clashing" and the "Pop goes the Weasal wind up toy!" They all sound completely stupid, and like a "Don Ho" wanna be!
And as to the "girl having to stop and start over on her song" that is something I see all the time as well. As a matter of fact, I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually PLAY a song on them from start to finish without having to start and stop over. Which is what leads me to my beliefs.
There is something in the sound of them that makes people's brains completely forget what they are doing and drift in their attention. Therefore it was developed to make us all forget where we are and the North Koreans have developed them to fire missles at us and we can't defend ourselves. Kim Ul Jung has developed them as a secret weapon and sent them all here to destroy us from within. Get it, small little guy. Develops these hideous instruments, convinces people they are all destined to be the new DON HO or TINY TIM, and play these obnoxious things over and over.
We all lose our minds, and they can just nuke us without us even realizing it.
I wish someone could start posting thousands of Tiny Tim Videos, on the Net so people would see what they do to people. If you just turn on a few "TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS" videos then i think over night sales would stop and the dumpsters would be filling up with hundreds of thousands of these things headed to their proper places, the landfills.
Oh well. I guess we just gotta be destroyed.
"Tip toe, through the window, in the moonlight, just come and see, so tip toe through the tulips with meeeeeeeee!!!!!
"Tip toe, through the window, in the moonlight, just come and see, so tip toe through the tulips with meeeeeeeee!!!!!
See, the downfall of society all comes on four strings! Thanks a lot for bringing it up Phil. Going to count against your overall semester grade.
MAB
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