MAB, S.O.B. How could anyone be JaLinda times 10??? I couldn't keep up with JaLinda in her humor and quick witt, how the hell could I hang in there with anyone like JaLinda times 10???
Holy Crap, the old guy is going to have to brush up on some old lines, get a hair cut, trim my toe nails and nose hair. I'm going to have to buy a new wardrobe and leave on the tags to impress her I bought them just for her. S.O.B.
What if I get tongue tied or have a senior moment and forget what I was going to say??? What is I have gas and can't help myself??? What if it wasn't gas after all.....OMG. MAB this is a lot of pressure on the Old Dog. What if I find her so lovely I move her to the top of my "Love You Best" list and she doesn't want to be there??? Now, I know rejection so that won't bother me at all; but how do I deal with Philboy's emotion if he feels bad for me because his Ol Buddy just got shot down???
What about my other Girl-friends I "Love Best" and I move Missy ahead of them on my list. S.O.B. What about Pam at the Regatta, I kind of innocently proposed to her if I could loosen my knees up between now and when we arrive. S.O.B. Is she going to throw me and Philboy out of our Condo??? Will we have to buy a tent at Wal-Mart and live on the beach??? Will Philboy and I become old beach bums with sunburns??? Will you come down and visit with us??? S.O.B.
I don't know MAB, this Missy gal sounds like a lot for the Old Dog to handle. Do you think she would be interested in hearing about History and D-Day or the Cival War??? Maybe politics and the up coming election. Maybe the new movement I hope to start "Old Lives Matter". S.O.B. I don't even know much about music history, I was entertaining the girls in the back of the class while you were discussing that subject. Holy Crap??? What if she asks my opinion about copyrights??? What the hell do I tell her. S.O.B. What if she wants to dance. Holy Crap, I know you don't like for anyone to dance during your performance. Should I dance with her and piss you off; or refuse and piss her off. S.O.B. MAB. I thought this trip was going to be fun and enjoyable. S.O.B.
OMG!!! You guys are going to cause the Old Dog to drink. Wait a minute. What if they turned on the beer spicket and I could give a crap less about what anybody thinks. I may come out of my shell and dance like Fred Astaire, jump on stage to sing harmony with you and Jimbeau and recite a poem before I leave the stage. I may use my credit card to buy so much champagne even Missy thinks the Old Dog looks good. Hell, before she has time to sober up the next morning I may hire an airplane to fly in front of the Regatta pulling a banner that reads "Missy, will you marry me". S.O.B.
I could dig a hole deep enough in the sand I could propose and make it look like I'm on my knees. We could have a "Jammie Wedding" on the beach and the Old Dog wouldn't even have to change clothes. You could sing Elvis songs at the wedding reception on the balcony and Philboy could drive his car with empty beer cans tied to the back to your next show. S.O.B. MAB. I've got this. The Old Dog will be ready and in control.
By the way MAB, if OD gets married, does that mean I can't rent the Julie Moriva suite from you and Tina???
What if we end up in divorce, does that mean you will have to choose sides. Will we still be friends??? Can I come to your Birthday Bash next July or to Frank Brown next November. Can I still come down with Philboy to see you on Wednesdays at Sam's Jam??? Will JaLinda and Tina speak to me since I dropped them from my "Love You Best" list and married Missy. Maybe I could declare "temporary too much beer indeed" and get off on a technicality.
Awe MAB, you are causing the Old Dog so much concern. Wait....... what was her name again??? Missy??? You say she looks pretty good. S.O.B. Okay, the Old Dog is in. I wouldn't missy it for the world. Ha!!!
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