Awe Mercy Philboy, you are asking the Old Dog to be the re.....respon......reponsibile adult on this trip??? Holy Crap.
I haven't even unpacked from our last trip yet, I just got caught up on the naps I missed out on during our week in Nashville, I don't even know if I've caught up on my meds yet. How can I be trusted to be the responsible one??? My big project for today was to empty the melted ice from my cooler. That alone wore the Old Dog out and caused another nap; how can I be be trusted to stay awake and make plans for our future trips???
Holy Crap, I just checked my emails and fell asleep reading the 3rd one on the page. I haven't even bothered to answer the first two emails yet, I've totally forgotten who the 3rd email was even from. Your asking me to be responsible and take care of FB arrangements. Holy Crap??? What was the name of that Condo again??? Is FB in Florida or Georgia??? What time zone is that in and do they have a phone booth I can make a collect call from???
S.O.B. This is a lot of information for the Old Dog to comprehend and have to deal with. What about my yard??? Will I have to mow before I leave or can I put it off until I get back??? S.O.B. All of these decisions are getting difficult. What about trash pickup??? What day do they pick up trash again??? Do I set it out before I leave or wait until I get back a week later??? What if the neighborhood vermits get into it??? Will the trash company pick up the mess or will they leave it on the ground for me to pick up when I get home. About getting home??? What day will I be getting home again??? Will it be in the AM or PM??? What airline flight will that be, I'll have to let Brother Blake know so he can pick me up at the airport.
S.O.B. How much beer is left in the fridge??? What time does Russell's Drive Thru close tonight??? S.O.B. Philboy, are you sure you want to leave the Old Dog in charge???
OD