Your welcome OTT, just trying to help, I lol'd at your song title...
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It is possible there are some rather seedy hotels in the area of Frank Brown, I'm not sure but I would venture to guess there are, with some rather questionable characters. You wouldn't have to worry about the "No shoes, no shirt, no service" policy of most hotels, just get off the couch as I know you scantly clad, and show up in your undies, beer in hand. Odds are they will call you on a involuntary admission to mental health facility of some sort... you'll get a free room no problem. You'll just have woo the nurses with your best love song and you can get out to attend the festival during the day. Problem solved.
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