Istvan Oszkar mitunes songs
James Cain and Odon Papp
Christmas eggnog, rum-filled splendor
Whiskey shots, I had a few
Margaritas from the blender
Then I chugged my favorite brew
Wobbly knees bring imprecision
I shouldve have slept there on the street
With double, maybe triple vision
I tripped and fell.. a hundred feet
(Whoaaaaaaaaah splat)
I spent Christmas in a well
Drank too much and down, down, down I fell
I think I broke my jingle bell
They didnt have that long a ladder
They didnt trust their strongest rope
So now you see whats the matter ..
Im stuck here.. but still theres hope
They tossed me down some Christmas turkey
A slice or two of pumpkin pie
I sure do like that home-made jerky
Yes, all I need. my friends supply
(I gots some good friends I tell ya)
I spent Christmas in a well
Drank too much and down, down, down I fell
I think I .. broke my jingle bell (And that hurts too)
They lowered down my lovely Morgan
And a priest to marry us
The best man brought his Hammond organ ..
the years rolled by without a fuss
We home-school little Max and Heather
Things are tight, but were o.k.
Families ought to stick together
NOW light the tree its Christmas Day!
Ou ou I hope I gets a big screen tv I dont know where Im gonna put it)
I spent Christmas in a well
Drank too much and down, down, down I fell
I think I broke my jingle bell (And I only gots two of those there jinglely bells)
Now Im old my teeth aint there.
I eat my turkey through a straw
Its hard to get around down here
My wife cant push the Wheel Chair far
I died real dead on Christmas Day.
They filled the well full up with dirt
The worms they all did celebrate..
They ate me gone even my polo shirt.
(That was a new Christmas shirt too)
I spent Christmas in a well
Drank too much and down, down, down I fell
Now I aint got no jingle bell s (they're all gone the worms ate em.)
Christmas eggnog, rum-filled splendor
Whiskey shots, I had a few
Margaritas from the blender
Then I chugged my favorite brew
Wobbly knees bring imprecision
I shouldve have slept there on the street
With double, maybe triple vision
I tripped and fell.. a hundred feet
(Whoaaaaaaaaah splat)
I spent Christmas in a well
Drank too much and down, down, down I fell
I think I broke my jingle bell
They didnt have that long a ladder
They didnt trust their strongest rope
So now you see whats the matter ..
Im stuck here.. but still theres hope
They tossed me down some Christmas turkey
A slice or two of pumpkin pie
I sure do like that home-made jerky
Yes, all I need. my friends supply
(I gots some good friends I tell ya)
I spent Christmas in a well
Drank too much and down, down, down I fell
I think I .. broke my jingle bell (And that hurts too)
They lowered down my lovely Morgan
And a priest to marry us
The best man brought his Hammond organ ..
the years rolled by without a fuss
We home-school little Max and Heather
Things are tight, but were o.k.
Families ought to stick together
NOW light the tree its Christmas Day!
Ou ou I hope I gets a big screen tv I dont know where Im gonna put it)
I spent Christmas in a well
Drank too much and down, down, down I fell
I think I broke my jingle bell (And I only gots two of those there jinglely bells)
Now Im old my teeth aint there.
I eat my turkey through a straw
Its hard to get around down here
My wife cant push the Wheel Chair far
I died real dead on Christmas Day.
They filled the well full up with dirt
The worms they all did celebrate..
They ate me gone even my polo shirt.
(That was a new Christmas shirt too)
I spent Christmas in a well
Drank too much and down, down, down I fell
Now I aint got no jingle bell s (they're all gone the worms ate em.)
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