840https://e3d11129fc23b90f22d9444f95676f0e.s3.amazonaws.com/file/music/2014/04/SampleMusic80960.mp3You Might Be A Songwriter If top 10/w James Cain1 You Might Be A Songwriter If top 10/w James CainPlays: 4
Jingleing dog tags right before the drum roll by: Harriet the Dog on loan from Wiener Dog Records a Division of Wiener Dog Audio
Recorded asynchronously on location in Satellite Florida and Etna, Ohio.
This is one thing I love about some of my ramp buddies, I wrote the non-list part of this, recorded and sent it to James before church this morning and a few hours later James has done his part and added guitar and mixed it.
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Intro (Jon)Arpeggio Chord:
Weee…ll, hello folks it’s Arpeggio Chord here reporting live for Country Music Star Association from Pata-laskala, Ohio, at the beautiful Pata-laskala Arms where tonight in the Pit Room, Candy-Cain James Cain will be playing his new hit, She’ll Be Riding Six White Taylors…(humming song) oh
Is it OK if I call you Candy? James: No, I’d prefer you didn’t Jon:OK then James? James: You can call me Mr. Cain and the folks ‘round here say Patask-ala. Can you say Patas-ka-la? Jon:Ok then Candy, we could talk all night about your hit’s like Candy, Earthquake, Broken Wings, or my favorite “Bar Stool” And your rendition of Least Momma Died Before Elvis, you did for that tone deaf Hanson was killer. I think he uses two keys in every song, the one it's written in and the one he sings it in….But, enough…(3 pmts Home Study). tonight you’ve agreed to help me with my “Top Ten You Might Be a Songwriter if” list. James: Well tech nickel ly I said, I’ll do this if you’d get to hell out of my dressing room and let me do my job. Jon: He-hee, you’re a hoot Candy…. Whisper[ Bobby remember to edit that out] So let’s start we’ll take turns; you read the first one, if I did the this little piggy thing right that should leave me doing the number one reason: James: [exasperated] Oh….man,…..Let’s just do it…. *** 10.You might be a songwriter if: During an argument with your significant other you hear a great song hook! 9. You might be a songwriter if: After a natural disaster when others are sending money, blankets, and water. You decide the best thing you can do is write a song about it. 8. You might be a songwriter if: You figure out Jesus and Prius rhyme close enough that you can weave a whole song out of it. 7. You might be a songwriter if: You don’t remember the sermon, but know the turn for the chorus you are working on is in Galatians 5:20 – 23. 6. You might be a songwriter if: If think the Pink Pony Girls club is good place for hit song research. 5. You might be a songwriter if: Your biggest fear is being without pen and paper to write on, or something to record with. 4. You might be a songwriter if: You’ve ever saved a clever line for two years and then put it in the wrong song… 3. You might be a songwriter if: You’re not sure if you’d rather go out with Carrie Underwood or Alan Jackson. 2. You might be a songwriter if: You know that a pretty fur piece is a distance and a hard drive is any time spent in the car with your brother in law. [ 3 second cheesy drum roll SFX, cue Wiener Dog...] And the number one way you know you might be a songwriter: 1. If you win millions in the lottery and you’d just keep making demos til the money ran out.. (back to end of sheet one…) James: Hey, how come I didn’t get to do the number one! (Candy Cain complains in the back ground as we make announcements and fade out.) Jon: Well folks that’s it for tonight, this is Arpeggio Chord for CMSA and if you are coming to OHIO tonight to see Candy Cane James at the Pata-laska Arms, remember the Pit Room is located just below the Arms.