Bill Osofsky songs
Just your usual Tex-Mex polka :) CAFE OLE Bill Osofsky/Mike Siegel copyright 2009 (verse) He ran an all-night pub in Tijuana When he moved to Texas, thought he'd do the same Bought an empty place out by the college And blessed it with a simple Spanish name He thought he'd draw the proper breed of gringo With dirty boots and malice in their hearts But college types who heard the name came thinkin' That he served double lattes and tarts ..... It was the Cafe Ole A little border cantina Where the bartender's nasty And the waitress is meaner But a little mistake in translation The tough guys were stayin’ away From the Cafe Ole, the Cafe Ole So he ran a radio ad on campus Said we don't serve no fancy coffee topped with foam And if your drink is decaf cappachino Well, better make yourself a cup at home Cause we're the Cafe Ole A little border cantina Where the bartender's nasty And the waitress is meaner He had shelf after shelf filled with rotgut But he couldn't even give it away At the Cafe Ole, the Cafe Ole Bridge... Now he drinks tequila With his favorite company And no one asks for Frasier on TV At the Cafe Ole A little border cantina Where the bartender's nasty And the waitress is meaner Well, they opened a Starbucks on Main Street Now everything's goin' OK At the Cafe Ole, at the Cafe Ole
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