Bill Osofsky songs
NO, REALLY
(verse)
Gee, I'm sorry I got here so late, and lookin' such a mess
God knows what you were thinkin', musta scared you half to death
I was trapped inside the house by angry killer bees
As I watched that stupid hound of mine run off with my car keys
Not a single thing all day has gone the way I planned
But I know a girl as sweet as you will understand
(chorus)
No, really
Every word is true
I swear there was nothin' I could do
I can only play the hand they deal me
Hey what?
No, really.
(verse)
Got a ticket on the interstate goin' 40 miles too fast
Then my tire went flat as I flat ran out of gas
I tried to call you on my cell but you were out of range
And babe, it took forever til that tow truck finally came
So how about a llittle hello hug and kiss?
I don't believe I've ever had a day like this
(repeat chorus)
(bridge)
Baby, stuff just happens
Don't look at me that way
You don't think that I'd be fishin' on our wedding day?
(repeat chorus)
Bill Osofsky, BMI, Paul Street copyright
(verse)
Gee, I'm sorry I got here so late, and lookin' such a mess
God knows what you were thinkin', musta scared you half to death
I was trapped inside the house by angry killer bees
As I watched that stupid hound of mine run off with my car keys
Not a single thing all day has gone the way I planned
But I know a girl as sweet as you will understand
(chorus)
No, really
Every word is true
I swear there was nothin' I could do
I can only play the hand they deal me
Hey what?
No, really.
(verse)
Got a ticket on the interstate goin' 40 miles too fast
Then my tire went flat as I flat ran out of gas
I tried to call you on my cell but you were out of range
And babe, it took forever til that tow truck finally came
So how about a llittle hello hug and kiss?
I don't believe I've ever had a day like this
(repeat chorus)
(bridge)
Baby, stuff just happens
Don't look at me that way
You don't think that I'd be fishin' on our wedding day?
(repeat chorus)
Bill Osofsky, BMI, Paul Street copyright
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