Gerald Ol Buddy,
You are a better man than the Old Dog for even considering a 30 hour drive. I would just as soon shoot myself in the foot and try to walk. Well, it would be a coin toss. I would suggest you schedule a flight, then before leaving for the airport you load her up with a couple of sleeping pills, put her in a wheel chair once you arrive, and hang an IV of Vodca at the top of the wheel chair to keep her happy and look like medication. This will get you some airport assistance and she won't be digging her nails into your arm every time there is a little turbulance.
Tell the authorities you are taking her to see a specialist at the Vanderbilt Hospital in Nashville. Give them OD's number if they want to call and verify. I can go over her condition with them and explain the procedure to cure her. Now, once you get in Nashville, rent a car and throw her in the back seat and let her sleep it off (that's my cure for her condition but I won't tell the authorities that). Gerald, while she is passed out in the back seat of the rental car, please don't disrobe her and try to take advantage. That will really upset her when she wakes up; although she may claim it would be like any other night she falls asleep with you. Ha!!! (just teasin Brother).
After sightseeing in Nashville and taking a Tour with The MAB, you can give her 3 choices.
1. You both can stay in Nashville to avoid the flight back to Canada.
2. You can shoot her in the foot and let her walk home.
3. Get her a** on the plane. Ha!!! (just trying to help Brother)
Ooops!!! I was going to go over the benefits of a MAB Tour with you. I'll have to post again later.
OD