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This song is the first Sergio Wals and I wrote together. It appears on Sergio's CD "Michael Closed the Bathroom Door," available as of July 15, 2008. You can download this song and others from Sergio's CD by clicking here. And you can purchase the whole CD here.

For our fellow Songramp members, I hope this song is a bit of a treat--we recorded it at Alex Stangl's studio in May, 2008, and I'm sure you'll hear Alex's signature contributions, including some terrific harmony vocals.

Another version of this song can be heard at performances by the National Youth Choir of Scotland.

Music by Sergio Wals
Words by Jeff Mondak
Performance by Sergio Wals and Alex Stangl
Produced and engineered by Alex Stangl

There's a Bully in My Locker

There’s a bully in my locker,
And it’s not a pretty sight.
It’s not what he was planning,
But he’s stuck inside there tight.

Yes, he’s jammed inside my locker
With his bully face so red
Though this could have been a nightmare
It’s a perfect day instead

There's my coat and my gloves
And my sweater, warm and wooly.
There's my lunch and my books
And a giant screaming bully

He came to me to bully,
It’s the bully thing to do.
But sadly for this bully,
He forgot to tie his shoe.

He came up far too quickly.
First he grunted, then he tripped.
He fell against my locker,
And his bully pants were ripped.

There's my coat and my gloves
And my sweater, warm and wooly.
There's my lunch and my books
And a giant screaming bully

A hundred kids with quarters
See the bully for a fee.
There’s a bully in my locker
And it’s working fine for me.

There's my coat and my gloves
And my sweater, warm and wooly.
There's my lunch and my books
And a giant screaming bully

Details:
 Uploaded: Jul 1, 2008
 Genre: Kids/Family
 hifi Size: 2547 KB
 lofi Size: 798 KB

Statistics:
 Plays: 192
 Reviews: 23
 Favored: 17

Member Review
rittmo
2008-07-01
cook beans!!! classic Alex production! fun write and great vocal performance!

rittmo'
DerekB
2008-07-01
Nice job guys. Loved these lyrics when I first read them. Great tune.
RJC
2008-07-01
Ha! Fun stuff gents, and yeah, Alex is all over this, love it!
makeajoyfulnoise
2008-07-01
and yet another great one by you and sergio!! this is great and I can definitely can hear the fabulous alex flavor!! I really liked the "bully-bully" harmonies ala beach boy style!!! Applause guys!!
geediane
2008-07-01
Funny! Nice production - enjoyed!
manatthewindow
2008-07-01
How uplifting - an anthem for the little guy!
Well done, guys.
JahLove; ~GerryMATW
Beeswing
2008-07-01
I'm smiling so much listening to this! Smiling at the cool, funny lyric...smiling at Sergio's expressive vocal....and smiling so much to hear a certain Canuck's sure touch in the background...both vocally and productively! (is that a word?)
rhallcne
2008-07-02
Great job! Love it :). Great lyric, love the story line. Grea melody, great vocal. Thanks for sharing.....rick hall
GrumpHarmony
2008-07-02
Cool twist on a topic most of us can relate to. Like MATW says...horray for the little guy!
rustyblake
2008-07-03
What a great sound you've all come up with! This has a nice summertime/goodtime feel to it and the story makes the song all the better. Great job!

Rusty
angie
2008-07-03
I really like your music and singing on this, Sergio. Very Strong! It's cool to hear the Stanglmeister coming in on the BGV's! Very funny lyrics, Jeff. Great collab!
teecee
2008-07-03
Great fun Jeff, all the components - lyrics, music, vocals, harmonies are, eeerrrmmm, working fine for me too! T
LittleHippie
2008-07-03
great story!! I like the happy creative ending:)
I like Sergio's accent, too. Adds flair.
thanks!! Mary
NormanGoodman
2008-07-06
Great sounding recording. Excellent song. Great stuff vocal harmonies and guitar are perfect!
dillon
2008-07-06
Something cool to picture. Sweet revenge! Nicely done!
jjamesyunger
2008-07-06
What witty lyric's and catchy music. The production sounds great -- vocals are terrific! Fun storyline, I agree with all the above comments!!!
Jason
teleman58
2008-07-07
Definately hear Alex's touch in the production. Nice job guys. I get a 50's vibe from this.
Tburd54
2008-07-08
"See the bully for a fee" love that one guys!! Great music and story...all round great sound musically too...enjoyed it.. Terry
MattAndTheWindmills
2008-07-19
Well done, chaps. In fact, bully for you all! It's always a pleasure to see the baddies getting their just desserts in the end.

By the way, is he STILL locked in there?
TimothyScott
2008-07-24
Imaginative and good energy on this song...u guys teamed up nicely...good luck to Sergio on his cd--ts
lps45s8tracks
2008-07-28
(:AWESOME COLLAB;)(;AWESOME PRODUCTION;)Love it.Enjoyed the listen.Love it.Your Songramp Bro.~(;Yrral Mallik;)
cathead77
2008-08-01
Man, this is way cool! I hear Alex's stamp on this. Y'all done good!
Tromminator
2008-08-01
I love songs with Michael in them.

:)

Mike. {:~)